A person who stands next to the road and begs you to spend money on a commercial venture. Commercial panhandlers usually wave large signs and can sometimes be seen wearing costumes.
"That intersection is particularly busy. They have six commercial panhandlers who work there."
"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."
"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."
by Mythobeast November 13, 2009
soliciting without threat or menace, often without any words exchanged at all—just a cup or a hand held out
by MostHigh June 23, 2008
A mythical exhibition wrestler hailing from Northern Texas, whose signature move is the flying double chicken wing.
by Onthegas29 February 22, 2015
When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.
Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.
The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.
My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.
The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.
My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.
by David and Hampton April 20, 2006
by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017
Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.
My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.
by Dr Fulgap II January 29, 2007
Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.
by Scrotto Saggins November 18, 2012