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doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.
I get off “doing the ouija board.”
by Amolly March 15, 2020
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Wi-Fi Ouija

Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.
After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!
by ookie badookie October 5, 2011
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Ouija Orgy

When a large group of people use an ouija board at once
Guy 1: Hey you wanna come to the party at the abandoned house tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I just hope there’s not in ouija orgy
by Fuckin4Life November 9, 2019
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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ouija

There is no definition take off your clothes
Buu is not the best boi
if i cant upload this ill head out ;-;
he has nitro :hypers:

what happened to luigi tho?
i done have an ouija
by sarmale June 20, 2020
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Ouija Haze

Ouija Board users often have rather mysterious and perplexing experiences when handling the board. Users sometimes combine Entheogens—psychoactive substances used in religious, psychotherapeutic, shamanic and spiritual contexts. Examples of Entheogens include, but are not limited to Cannabis, DMT Ethanol, LSD, Mescaline, Psilocybin, etc. Taking Entheogens while conducting a session with the Ouija Board is known as a Ouija Haze. Ouija Hazers usually are astounded by their thought-provoking sessions. Users report a greater sense of connection with the spirit world when they conduct Ouija Haze sessions. Jaw-dropping revelations and apparitions sometimes accompany Ouija Haze sessions. A heightened sense of tranquility and excitement is experienced when the Entheogen are combined with older Ouija boards (the older the board the better the Ouija session will be).
Bob: Hey Dan, tonight we are going to Ouija Haze (verb).
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
by YellowAdam February 23, 2011
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National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?
by spookiespringles June 29, 2023
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