Ostrich

A:Someone who is not fly at all

B:Someone who doesn't smoke weed. Seeing how Ostriches can't fly, they never get high chu feel?

"I'm a big baller who's real fly, and your just an ostrich breh..."

"I aint gonna date no ostrich bish chu feels?"

by Takeanapimok February 21, 2010

Ostrich

Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory

Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.

by Lex Rough February 7, 2006

Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 9, 2014

Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.

Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.

by Bossree January 10, 2008

Ostrich Tar

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Ostrich Rape

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

by Anustart July 30, 2016

Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt October 30, 2008