A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.
Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!
by Sex em' up! January 2, 2007
by grapist1 March 12, 2019
The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.
No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009
When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.
by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010
1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)
I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.
by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008
Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.
Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.
by Robert Saggot February 1, 2006
Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy
Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
by Onceskie! October 21, 2019