they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

by fortniteborger November 22, 2018

stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

They did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

by Chief financial officer David October 27, 2019

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

Soup Can on a Grill

There is those who know about soup can on a grill, and those who don't know about soup can on a grill.

Greyson does not know about soup can on a grill!

by lehoofer August 17, 2023

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007