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When you are left on this it means the person you are texting or snapchatting wants to either end your life or is asking you on a date. Take a wild guess.
Ex: Jesse got left on opened last night, good luck to that kid.
by Jdaway August 11, 2017
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Can Opener

A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.
by Bodacious Brian December 16, 2013
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can opener

a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.
1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
by k'mutodragon January 18, 2006
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Oneness

A group of Christians that rejects the Trinitarian doctrine. Sometimes Oneness people are called Jesus Only. Oneness folk believe that there is absolutey One God (such as the Jews and Muslims), who came to earth and became the prophecied Messiah of the Old Testament, namely Jesus Christ. They believe Jesus Christ revealed himself as Father in creation, Son in redemption, and Holy Spirit in regeneration. They believe the terms Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not seperate persons that make up the One God, but rather differant manifestations of the One God; Jesus Christ. Pretty much 96% of Oneness people believe that repentance, water baptism by immersion in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins as well as receiving the Holy Spirit with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues (glossalalia), are all part of Christian salvation.
Dude, I really enjoyed that Oneness vs Trinity debate! I learned a lot about the differances of their beliefs!
by Apostolicboy April 16, 2008
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leg opener

"Gift" for your date to get her drunk to ensure a root. Usually cheap wine.
Took her out to the park with a cheap bottle o' leg opener, worked a charm mate!
by Odin_ September 1, 2005
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Bottle of leg-opener

A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
by Brando1970 October 26, 2017
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