by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!
kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!
kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
by midori modesty February 27, 2011

by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010

Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
by bantaalex January 22, 2022

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
by mabecorp April 25, 2010
