National Flip Off Day

National Flip Off Day : April 12th

Go around flipping off random people and tell “ Suck my finger hoe “

by GayLampPost April 12, 2018

National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 3, 2021

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019

Apparently February 22,2022. This is the day everybody and they mama decides to piss off Cameron’s all around the world. A day of complete irritation

“ hey why are u irritating Cameron so much?”
“Because it’s national piss Cameron off day”

by Bronny2000 February 22, 2022

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 April 18, 2018

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly April 19, 2018

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

by Thantophopia April 12, 2021