The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.
A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!
THX KAYLA
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!
THX KAYLA
by Dingybong August 6, 2021
Get the Nanner Sandwich mug.The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016
Get the dolphin nanner mug.Precursor to the Sixty Niner (69). The Nipty Niner involves the couple sucking on each others nipples in the 69er position.
This works best if the male has larger titties than the female. It originated from couples with those unfortunate circumstances. However, lately this has become a big trend.
This works best if the male has larger titties than the female. It originated from couples with those unfortunate circumstances. However, lately this has become a big trend.
A - "Did you get lucky last night Bobby?"
Bobby - "You wont believe it, we started with a Nipty Niner and ended up doing a 69er. But you know what, i much prefer the Nipty Niner, it really get's me off and makes my nipples stiff. "
or
Man look at his titties, I bet all they do is nipty niners. His titties are so much bigger than hers. Lucky them, must be nice.
Bobby - "You wont believe it, we started with a Nipty Niner and ended up doing a 69er. But you know what, i much prefer the Nipty Niner, it really get's me off and makes my nipples stiff. "
or
Man look at his titties, I bet all they do is nipty niners. His titties are so much bigger than hers. Lucky them, must be nice.
by ChickenShrek February 2, 2022
Get the Nipty Niner mug.Any individual born in the year 1979. Being born in 1979 makes a person infinitely more superior than any individual born in any other year. The only exception to this may be a sixty niner, someone born in 1969, but the jury is still out.
by BigHonky September 5, 2013
Get the Seventy niner mug.1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.
2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006
Get the ninjercourse mug.A person who moved out to San Francisco during the Internet gold rush at the turn of the 21st century, roughly in the year 1999.
It is a play on the term "Forty-Niners," which refers to people who moved out to San Francisco during the gold rush around the year 1849.
It is a play on the term "Forty-Niners," which refers to people who moved out to San Francisco during the gold rush around the year 1849.
Yes, I did come to San Francisco in August of 1999 to work for pets.com, but I find the term "ninety-niner" offensive.
by NYCDavid July 23, 2012
Get the Ninety-Niner mug.when playing a game of black ops against Seananners or someone of equal caliber and he destroys your k-d ratio.
by DIMSUM77777 September 7, 2011
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