misasiandry

The intersectional oppressed faced by Asian American men in western countries. The specific oppression faced by asian men due to being male and asian at the same time. Often weaponized by asian american women who put down asian men to benefit further from white supremacy and participate in the emasculation of cis het and gay asian men. The combination of Asian and misandry.

"I don't date asian guys... it's like dating my brother."
"Girl, that's misasiandry."
"No! Asian men are misogynist!!"
"Asian women do not have the same oppressive relationship with Asian American men in the West like black and white women do with their men. You misasiandrist women fight for the leftover white men and then have hapa children with them who end up calling you both out for being misasiandrist once they get older."

by 15916590040958247557 April 12, 2022

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Sassy McSassyPants

A feisty curly haired boy who puts peanut butter in his ass for fun. He has a distinct mating call which can be heard during the early hours of the morning. A Sassy McSassyPants is of farmer descent.

“I heard a weird anal sound this morning”

“Must have been a Sassy McSassyPants”

by NutButterOnYourMom November 6, 2018

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mysacpe

its when you type in myspace to fast

I typed in mysacpe in my browser and it always asks me
if I mean myspace

by Dollface1234567 January 21, 2008

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Mysauce

Any barely-alcholic party drink consumed by teenagers. A reference to the assumed young/immature crowd obsessed with Myspace.com

"Dude, there's a girl passed out in the bathroom."
"She must have been drinking before she got here. All they've got at this party is Mysauce."

by anizorb January 10, 2007

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Myass Touch

(Pronounced like "Midas Touch" but with a dropped "D").

Having the reverse Midas Touch curse: Everything you touch turns/goes to shit. Also, used for when you seem to be bad luck for other people as well. Often used in a rhetorical question about the state of ones own life or as a warning to other that your losing streak might be contagious.

Interchangeable with reverse midas touch.

See also gilligan, Bad Luck Barry, bad luck guy, Humphrey Hambone

Alternately, LITERALLY touching poo with your finger, not washing it, and then either touching things with your dirty digit or causing people to smell your dirty digit.
See also poo finger.

"A flat tire while I'm on the ass end of town AND no cell reception? What do I have today, the Myass touch?! Maybe that teenager over there with the red bandana on his head will let me use his phone..."

"Don't even shake my hand, Bro, I totally have the Myass touch today. If you touch me you'll prolly have your dog die or your mom get cancer or something."

"My day was going fine until you showed up. What do you have, the Myass touch?
Don't touch that its an antique!!! *crash*"

by The Neutral Christ June 11, 2010

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