Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.

1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2009

Boyertown Mutant

An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.

Dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking Boyertown Mutant.

by TheGreatGagsby February 8, 2012

Teenage Mutant Ninja Nigga

A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.

That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---

by Tha Armada September 30, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Mutant Growth

A sexual act that involves putting a flaccid penis into a girl's vagina and then getting an erection. The penis is felt as a "mutant growth"

My girlfriend really likes when I give her a mutant growth because she likes feeling my penis get erect inside of her

by Mortalicious October 14, 2010

Mutant

1. A relatively permanent change in hereditary material involving either a physical change in chromosome relations or a biochemical change in the codons that make up genes; also : the process of producing a mutation

2. An individual strain or trait resulting from mutation

3. Very rarely used term by young gay people themselves who feel unattached with the mainstream because of either shyness, bullying by others and or being a homosexual.

4. A class of Superhuman Beings (Homo Superior) in the Marvel Comics Universe who are born with latent abilities far surpassing that of regular Humans (Homo Sapien).

1) Virtually every living thing is a mutation.

2) See example 1.

3) " I feel I am a mutant, being a gay man I know what being a mutant must feel like." - Sir Ian McKellen

4) The X-Men are a group of mutants who try their best to protect a world that hates and fears them.

by Cryo-Morph X September 21, 2003

mutant squirrel

A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.

Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...

by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011