Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe.

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.

by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

moose-knuckle

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

by ChicagoBrian June 16, 2011

Moose knuckles

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

by Nastynae June 09, 2009

Moose-Knuckle

Camel-toe's fatter, uglier, sister.

Guy 1: See that chick's camel-toe?

Guy 2: Camel-toe? Dude she was so fat she had a Moose-Knuckle!

by mattman_v1 September 08, 2010

Moose Knuckle

A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).

"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Moose-Knuckle

Rather large vaginal lips that hunger/feed off of panties and denim crotch.

Damnit, I wanna lick her Moose-Knuckle!

by daytripa May 02, 2003