Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

moofus

1) to be used as a synonym for "dork" "dweeb" "geek" or "doofus."
2) can be used as an affectionate pet name.

1) "Did you just spill your milk all over yourself? You're such a moofus..."
2) My little sister is a moofus.

by Kit January 6, 2005

moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017

moontaka

Moontaka is a beautiful name. She is highly attractive. Boys gets hard crush on her. She is known as the confession girl. She is emotional but strong. She have many friends. She is intelligent and interesting. She loves her freinds to the core. She can give up her life for her best friend.

I love Moontaka

by Kataneka May 12, 2019

moofa

a word to describe a smell like leaving laundry in the washer for too long...mildew

"Your clothes smell like moofa"

by anonymous April 18, 2022

moostina

adjective: A moostina is a female who leads on an unsuspecting man by acting perky and or beanly, in a way that has the affected man driven crazy. Moostinas come in all shapes and sizes but you can immediately spot one from a mile away.

That Moostina over there led poor Ken on, now he's lost in the tinder abyss

by Rex Modene June 5, 2022