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Seismic Mimosa

A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.
Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.
by SurveyorMike October 25, 2019
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Road Mimosa

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.
by jlindsay August 12, 2012
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Russian Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and orange juice, also known as a screwdriver.

This term can be used to describe a screwdriver that is being imbibed before noon.
"We're clearly not alcoholics, we're drinking russian mimosas with our breakfast."
by DragoIvanIII August 20, 2012
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Swedish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Lingonberry Juice. The Lingonberry replaces the traditional orange juice of a mimosa.
Thomas, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in Scandinavia, let's make it a Swedish Mimosa!
by Breeced! September 16, 2022
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Morning Mimosas

A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas
by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022
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driven mimosa

The combination of a screw driver and a mimosa. Typically 50% champagne 25% vodka 25% orange juice. Usually served during brunch
Server: What would you like to drink?

Girl: I'll take a driven mimosa, they're the best!
by Brunchbabes May 20, 2017
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bottomless mimosas

A random brunch hookup that teaches the newly divorced mom she can squirt.
Dude: “I’m goin out for bottomless mimosas.”

Bros: “Good luck dude!”
by artificialhard August 20, 2022
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