when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die
Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"
by rhinobebosshoggin April 20, 2011
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an experience which is/was incredibly awesome/amazing
something unbelievably good
last night was just too messi
by jmanz101 December 16, 2010
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Something so nonbelievable or funny that’s it’s all over the place. Not necessarily a physical object, but more of the persons actions or a statement that’s been given.
Girl 1- “can you believe Tyrone is going with that bitch to prom?!”

Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
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The best soccer player in the world, way better than CR7. Better than pele, maradona, ronaldo mixed
Messiii !!! Goal gooooooooooaaaal!!!
by Messi fan November 26, 2021
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G.O.A.T no other word to describe "messi"
by Leo.messi August 8, 2022
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