emergency memegender

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.

When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

by rusty the shackleford August 7, 2017

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Menage a Trois

French term which originally described a domestic arrangement in which three people having sexual relations occupy the same household – the phrase literally translates as "household of three".1 In contemporary usage, the meaning of the term has been extended to mean any living relationship between three people, whether or not sex is involved, but because it has also been extended to refer to the actual sexual act between three people, otherwise known as a threesome, the term retains its suggestive quality.

Then had a menage a trois Last Friday night

by Katelyn6997 July 11, 2011

Ditch Face Meagen

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.

boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!

by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006

menage a chat

chat activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in chat activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a chat'.

This can be done via SMS, instant messenging clients, facebook, or other social media platform.

Lisa said it was fun having a 'menage a chat' with Rich and Trisha when planning Lovely Lorraine Lush's Birthday Party. Similar to Menage a Tweet but not specifically tied to twitter.

by metricsman December 16, 2011

menage a dog

While having sex with your partner, your dog tries to join in (ie. Humping your leg, licking your's or your partner's ass, genital area, etc.)

Jack: "Why did you stop?"

Jill: "Ewww! Damn! Spike just started licking my toe

Jack: "Get off the bed Spike...We aren't interested in a Menage A Dog..."

by FunnyFatMan January 2, 2014

menage a quad

When I get lucky with all three of the girls.

Grate, Hidebound, Absolut and Cyner all woke up blissfully sore after an all night menage a quad. And several occurences of dropping a fish.

by Grate60 September 29, 2010