max

commonly refers to someone who enjoys a rusty crook on a daily basis

rusty crooks and max goes are such a daily thing

by tuff nigee December 27, 2009

max

1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."

by Maxiiiii April 1, 2008

max

a piece of shit ass faggot

max: ur gay
you: you hang around guys in leotards. so straight.

by gee-oh March 4, 2013

max

a pharse given to a toothbrush

Hey pass that max

by Hazgshore December 7, 2016

max

The creator of the website www.ytmnd.com (You're the Man Now, Dog!). The ytmnd users are psychotically loyal to max and many claim to be willing to sacrifice life and limb for him.

Those ytmnd users treat a war against a max-hater like a fucking jihad.

by ebaumsworldsucks September 11, 2008

max

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.

Look at him, hes such a max.

by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009

max

A retarded white guy from the Midwest

dont be a max

by max1221 June 4, 2018