by tuff nigee December 27, 2009
1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head
1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.
2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!
3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."
2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!
3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."
by Maxiiiii April 01, 2008
by gee-oh March 05, 2013
The creator of the website www.ytmnd.com (You're the Man Now, Dog!). The ytmnd users are psychotically loyal to max and many claim to be willing to sacrifice life and limb for him.
by ebaumsworldsucks August 10, 2006
A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.
by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009