markitta

Markitta is a strict Christian woman. Following every word of the Bible, she wears skirts and dresses often. She wants to move as far away as possible from her strict parents. She likes listening to Elvis Presley and hopes to someday serve as a pastoress at a church.

"Markitta is sitting on the toilet."

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 7, 2023

petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie

Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

marketable

adj. stereotypical, ignorant, has bullet wounds.

50 Cent is very marketable.

by s_88 September 10, 2005

MarketFarting

Also known as farting so hard that you make a literal market out of it
WHICH MEANS
you can basically sell your farts for like idfk 23 Kooni dullers (gets you 3 whores in total)

"OOOOOOO i just farted so hard i started a MarketFarting"
"congrats bish now go fuck dose hoes before big smoke smacks dat ass"
"k"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

markett

verb. To berate and insult potential clients while alienating your brand from the general public. Often accompanied by namedropping and a general sense of extreme egotism.

Paul marketted the shit out of the Avenger controller, and now nobody will buy it.

by fazor3d December 29, 2011

Maretta

START OF THE SEA

I AM NOT MARETTA SISTER

by Racheeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2021

marketlands

A amazing anti racism tiktoker.
who enjoys mcyt

Marketlands made another wonderful tiktok

by Marketlands July 13, 2021