March 9

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.

Person 1: When is your birthday??

Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: 🤨 are you gay??

Person 2: yes

Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁

by girlboss08 November 26, 2021

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March 9

it’s yoongi’s birthday get on your knees

‘what’s the date’
‘march 9’
‘get on your knees’

by strfrgmnt May 10, 2022

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March 9

A tall, sweet and handsome God named Dhruv Parab was born on this day. He is said to be a God who recently turned into an adult. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very iinterestin. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict.

Person 1: Who was born on March 9?

Person 2: A God known as Dhruv.

by DadachanjiSneha March 08, 2020

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