Macho animals

Don't listen to that fag Hakko, everyone knows that Macho Fox is the most perverted macho animal.
Macho fox is twisted in the head,
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
by LoboParamilitary April 18, 2004
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Macho Mouth

To keep attacking with words too a "some-one” in an inappropriate manner until that “one” gets irritated enough to get Macho with you.

Manipulating ones disposition from one brief moment to the next in a short period of time.

-To goad one into a mode of anger and aggression.
-To get underneath ones skin to attain a sense of control.
Cool and collective Tom was playing pool with Dumb-ass Dick and Dumb-ass Dick started too rudely and obnoxiously criticize Tom’s game during his shooting.

To get Macho’ed the reaction would be.

To be in a calm and cool manner in one moment and then suddenly manipulated too an agitated and hot-tempered manner after being attacked by a Macho Mouth.
by William Fuentes October 28, 2005
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Macho Salad

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.
-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
by Rugaru August 20, 2010
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Macho Man

Sadly, this song has become the basis for the stereotype that macho men are homosexuals
by Bravely Folk December 10, 2003
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Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted
MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....
by Hakko April 15, 2004
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macho taco

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.
Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.
by Britt77 February 21, 2008
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macho cups

The "tool"-ful art of stacking \ collecting 3 or more plastic "dixie" cups (the more the better) after finishing the consumption of the alcholic contents. This is to show off that you are more macho than the rest of the crowd/men. Usally seen at large social gatherings \ events. (ie $1 beer night @ the baseball game)
Hey dude don't be a tool.. get rid of your macho cups!
by Marshall The Man May 25, 2007
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