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Hey Lorena it’s erik speaking have a great day ugh she is such a lorena mays
by Mermaid man87 October 20, 2017
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.
1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
by Kristentacle March 15, 2011
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Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
by Nick D April 5, 2003
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Lorena Drumline

A group of tallented drummers that began playing in 5th grade that by far, the best drumline in Central Texas. Has been known for its random performances

Middle School-Is just places lower than the high school drumline.

High School-Is the BEST 3A drumline in Central Texas

Also includes a color guard that is awsome!

www.freewebs.com/lldrumline
Lorena has the BEST drumline--ignorant Robinson Drumline person who STINKS!
by Lorena Drumline November 27, 2003
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Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
by Matt June 18, 2006
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