His llamaness gave me a heart attack
by orf October 27, 2002

Llama M-82 (Spain)
Type: Double Action
Chamber: 9x19mm Luger/Parabellum
Weight unloaded: 1110 g
Length: 209 mm
Barrel length: 114 mm
Capacity: 15 rounds
Type: Double Action
Chamber: 9x19mm Luger/Parabellum
Weight unloaded: 1110 g
Length: 209 mm
Barrel length: 114 mm
Capacity: 15 rounds
by phdakid June 25, 2006

A cool animal, which is King of Randomness along with tophats, armadillo trousers, weasles, and toothbrushes with horns. Llamas have a tendency to spit on annoying people, evil people, ugly people, and punk-rockers. They also spit on Green Day fans. Llama fur can be used for making Alpaca jackets, which are expensive but tasty.
OMG! The llama just spit on that Green Day fan! (I think he was trying to make an alpaca jacket out of him...)
by Kamiye July 14, 2006

by Dok July 15, 2008

Verb: The act of hocking a loogie that is combination of of semen and phlegm anywhere on to your partners body. Must be accompanied by a nasty hocking noise to be most appropriate. It is closely related to snowballing.
"My date was going great - I got a blowjob - I came - I thought it was swallowed - but then the son-of-a-bitch llama'ed me!"
snowballing loogie llama llamad
snowballing loogie llama llamad
by Justsomeguywhogotllamad April 28, 2013

by Llamacalypse July 14, 2010
