Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.

Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.

by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011

lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.

by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005

Lighthouse Point

A small town located between Deerfield Beach and Pompano Beach, on the east side of Federal Highway. The inhabitants are usually middle class and above and seem to be very well off. Many nice fishing boats and expensive cars are located at certain houses here. The neighborhood is relaxed and kids ride bikes around with their not-so-hard-earned allowances in their pockets. Crazy shenanigans are said to go on in LHP including Thanksgiving and Christmas family soccer games that take place at one of the local parks. Police Force can be tight only because they have nothing better to do. Common, kid-friendly stores and restaurants include: RJ Boyles, Bonefish Maxx's, Target, The Marina, and Cap's Place.

Hey dude! Wanna drive over to Bonefish Maxx's and spend some money on chicken wings?

Sure! Let's go on bikes. I mean... come on... its Lighthouse Point.

by AT Zeus January 21, 2010

Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.

Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

by Joey123098 November 1, 2008

Foggy Lighthouse

When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.

Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!

by The Alaskan Hebrew Hammer July 28, 2011

the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.

Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer

by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016