lie

1. What someone will do when they want a sexual double-standard, to take advantage of their partner.

2. What men will do to keep the peace or gain status; What women will do to attack or gain status.

3. Any and/or every combination and permutation of the above.

No, I don't want to be involved with other people, honey. I ... just ... want ... to ... lie ... with ... you and your sexy body.

When I said you lied, I didn't mean you were just thinking of yourself!

S/He lied, but with such devilish skill that their was no need to open his/her mouth to pull it off.

by cudgel_bear March 8, 2010

lie

alternative facts

CONWAY: Spicer gave alternative facts
TODD: Alternative facts are not facts. They are falsehoods. You are telling lies.

by KeeWanEee January 22, 2017

lie

a fun pastime, a simple means of amusement.

I was bored, so I lied to my best friend about everything. I even told her I was adopted.

by i live on pluto November 12, 2011

lie

What the United States government is telling the American people about 9-11

Saying a one hundered fifty foot wide airliner crashed into the Pentagon yet left a sixty five-foot hole is a big lie told by our government.

by independent fool August 6, 2006

Lie

When your parents say if you come for a car ride you can get ice cream. Then your driving and you ask if you can have it now but then your parents say that ws just to get you in the car. You cry yourself to sleep that night thinking, they lied to me.

You lied to me! WHERE IS MY ICE CREAM

by Potato15 March 1, 2021

Lie

When your Mom tells you "I love you" But of course she doesn't because you're fucking adopted, and only adopted you for slavery.

Person 1" I love you son!'
Perso 2" Are you telling lies? Cause I detect Bullshit

by Nope, let's not August 11, 2020

Lie

(Something someone says) that is someone says is true, but its false.

(Hopefully this makes sense)

“You lied to your wife?”

by Bludaku June 10, 2020