library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009

library monster 

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

library monster by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

Library Fever 

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

Library Fever by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

Library Face 

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

Library Face by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

Library eyes

A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!

You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!

Library eyes by libraryeyes June 2, 2010

library of babel

a vast library containing all possible 410-page books of a certain format and character set.
it is a website that contains all possible 410 page books of a certain format and character set.

anything that you can think of already exists in the library of babel

library of babel by random guy online69420 October 6, 2021

Library Book 

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

Library Book by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011