To activate the dream lever: The act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. A commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns
'whats your plan for tonight?'
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.
'I'm having trouble sleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.
'I'm having trouble sleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm
by Wild Bill13 June 3, 2011
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Dear boyfriend,
I'm breaking up with you because you're a disgusting, sexist pig and I can no longer bear to associate with you. I hope you fall off a cliff...and die.
All the best,
your EX girlfriend.
P.S. I will be telling everyone I know that you rape puppies.
Dear boyfriend,
I'm breaking up with you because you're a disgusting, sexist pig and I can no longer bear to associate with you. I hope you fall off a cliff...and die.
All the best,
your EX girlfriend.
P.S. I will be telling everyone I know that you rape puppies.
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Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).
Then do a repost or die.
If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.
These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).
Then do a repost or die.
If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.
These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.
CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
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Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.
Dude 1: You should get her back
Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter
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Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.
Dude 1: You should get her back
Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter
Dude 1: Niiiice
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