Knifer / Kniver

A person (usually one of your friends) that says they will do something with you, but then "stabs you in the back" and goes and does something else. (A "cunt kniver" is someone who will do this frequently with their girlfriend).

When someone you made plans with disappears and becomes a Knifer / Kniver

by Tower July 5, 2007

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Millions Knives

knives is my role model

well ya

by Bin Shady September 12, 2003

kniving whore

A Girl who is the essance of a back stabbing, white trash, incest conceived, filthy tramp of a whore. Someone actually lives in a parking lot because their home can travel with them. They are frequently seen wearing dark sunglasses during the day AND night because she tries to hide the fact that she does cocaine.

Cio is a kniving whore who lives in Ditmer Parking lot, even though she tells people she lives in 'Cleveland". She also has an illegetimate child named Enis (Penis without the 'P'). Lastly, she has many lesbian tendencies and has known to be a nympho. I still like her...sometimes

by Ryan Struuuby July 28, 2008

knives_is_god

the swagest bitch in the universe what doesn’t know they’re gender or his sexuality

some dumb hoe: yo i do not like knives_is_god

a swag bix: STHU GOOFY BIXC

god: >:)

by knives_is_god July 18, 2021

Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives

Another way of saying "Exactly" because it usually sounds like "Eggzactly" or "Eggzact" or in this case "Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives".

My god, the snozberries do taste like snozberries... Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives!

by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 23, 2022

Millions Knives

Any being carrying a military haircut, black Long Colt and a grudge against humanity.

Millions Knives is the scourge of humanity, responsible for the Great Fall, Vash's loss of a left arm, and the two Angel Arms(weapons of mass destrution)

by Lee August 8, 2003