The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.
by Son-Dood January 3, 2017
Get the Klepto-fucking mug.Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022
Get the Conquest Klepto mug.Definition: Klepto-Nazism is a modern political phenomenon in which authoritarian regimes combine nationalist or chauvinist rhetoric with the systematic theft of state resources, the suppression of freedoms, and the maintenance of power through propaganda, fear, and corruption. Author: Zeljko Jovanovic
The regime’s mix of nationalist propaganda, systemic corruption, and brutal suppression of dissent is a textbook case of modern klepto-nazism.
by Fantast August 14, 2025
Get the klepto-nazism mug.