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Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t December 25, 2013
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kazuichi soda

hottest mf in the world.i would let him respectfully eat my pussy
by kazuichi simp March 5, 2021
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transfem_kazuichi

They are a system and is a very nice person.
Person one:wow I love transfem_kazuichi!
Person two:me too!
by Ypuremomlololololo March 15, 2022
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kabuki girl

A goth girl. Face is white, hair is black, probably stab you in the back.
I saw a smokin hot kabuki girl at the punk show last night.
by punkrockacademy February 14, 2019
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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

One of Troma's hideously deformed creatures of super-human size and strength. OFten refered to as Toxie cohort, but is arguablly more powerful than The Toxic Avenger himself (when at his full-potential).

Once tough city-cop Harry Griswold, now Japanese hero of American decent who gained his powers by the ancient Kabuki-Legend. He gained the abilities of the great Kabuki spirit, including heat-seaking chop-sticks, suffocating computerized 16-byte sushi, pyro projectile parasols, and even flight.

Due to the unsuccesfulness of his debut movie "Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D", Kabukiman became an alcoholic drug-abuser and lost control of his awesome oriental super-powers in the film "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV". Though it is rumored he will return to rehab and possibly regain full control of his abilities in his next rumored features: "Sgt. Kabukiman L.A.P.D." and "Saving Private Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part V"
"Hey, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., my best-freind, how's it going?"
~Toxie
by Ginose December 13, 2008
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Kazuichi Souda

Kazuichi Souda, is the best boi in danganronpa. He is baby and Gundham Tanaka is shit. He is a respectful simp, and loves miss sonia.
Kazuichi Souda is best and hottest boy.
by uiqh November 25, 2020
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Kabukifacation

The act of adding a glow affect around the subject of a thumbnail, and adding a nice big HD symbol on the bottom left of the image. This shall be commonly known as Kabukifying a thumbnail/image.
Hypr Hanzo: Ay Mutabii can you kabukify/use the Kabukifacation Effect on this screenshot for me bro?

Mutabii: I got you fam send it over.
by Hypr Hanzo July 29, 2017
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