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"Man dont worry about it, it's all Kanggil."
"Bro, I was Kanggiling, chill"
by Pseudo-Human December 17, 2021
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Kangjian

Kangjian is a very silly person and always knows how to bring a smile to everyone's face. He has a playful and lighthearted personality that is contagious, and he loves to make people laugh. Kangjian is always up for a good joke or a silly prank, and he has a knack for finding the humor in even the most mundane situations. His silly antics often result in fits of laughter from those around him, and he has a way of brightening up even the dullest of days. Whether he's telling a silly story, making a silly face, or engaging in a silly dance, Kangjian always knows how to bring joy and laughter to those around him. His silly personality is one of his most endearing qualities, and it is a big part of what makes him such a beloved and memorable person.
"god that guy Kangjian is so fucking fine bruh"
by kasa1trf February 6, 2023
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Kangmin

Someone who's brave, adventurous, talented, curious, kind, caring but above it all respectful.
Photography and Paris lover.
Also a huge Barbie fan: « you can be anything ! ».
Kangmin can be anything !

Kangmin is the same warming feeling as smelling the scent of hot red wine on a cold winter evening : comforting.
by lia_the_star November 18, 2024
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Kangmin

Someone who's brave, adventurous, talented, curious, kind, caring but above it all respectful.

Photography and Paris lover.

Also a huge Barbie fan: « you can be anything ! ».
Kangmin can be anything !

Kangmin is the same warming feeling as smelling the scent of hot red wine on a cold winter evening : comforting.
by lia_the_star November 18, 2024
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Kanging

Kanging (verb): to claim that one's ancestry is more impressive than it actually is.
Jason: The Japanese Elite wore red masks with blonde hair!! This must mean the the white a10 eyes indo-aryan invaders must've been the ruling class in Japan!
Suzuki: stop kanging
by J3rggg February 19, 2025
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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