Juno

1. drinking orange juice straight from the carton.

2. wearing a thong that is orange and white.

1. "did you just juno that?"

2. "i call these my juno underwear."

Juno by badapada June 27, 2008

Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

Juno by Sidewhore May 4, 2018

Juno

You know. Do you know.

Juno it is raining today, Hulio?

Juno by Exersize313 October 4, 2018

Juno

A fat dog

Juno, you’re fat!

Juno by Junooooo May 26, 2019

Juno

The best dog in the world. She/he will love you with all their heart. Juno is the cutest dog in the world. Juno loves attention and will do anything for a treat. Juno is the best definition of a "man's best friend".

Emma: Your new puppy is soooo cute and loving. You should call her Juno!
Anna: That is a great idea!!!!

Juno by Hhsjnxhccjsndhjxnndhfhksk December 7, 2019

juno

A young, likable, unmarried, pregnant girl.

"The service here is horrible. That Juno needs to hurry and take our order"

juno by alejandr013 October 20, 2008

Juno

One of the most awful, cliche-ridden, pathetically written, poorly acted, out of touch, unfunny, rotten excuses for a movie that has ever been shat out of Hollywood's tainted, foul-smelling, disease-ridden, transvestite ass.

Steve: "Mike, why did you vomit on my shoes and then go on a murderous rampage?"

Mike: (between sobs) "I JUST WATCHED JUNO!!!"

Juno by Jello Virus October 6, 2008