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Jonathan

Makes you feel like the luckiest girl ever, he'll give the best most meaningful hugs, that all girls want. Very funny, but cute and insecure. He just needs a special someone to remind him that he matters and that someone truly loves him. Love you Jonnie:)
Me: Hey Jonnie, love you
Jonnie: Love you too!! *hugs*
Jonathan is the best guy you'll ever meet!!
by Gnk098277 May 12, 2018
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Jonathan

An extremely attractive person know to have muscles and guns. The creator of the pork chop o stick's name was Jonathan Martin. Jonathan derives from the names jo and nathan when they had word intercourse and had a baby named jonathan. Jonathan is the name of the world's most interesting man. Jonathan ca be called John and nathan.
Girls- wow jonathan nice abs
Jonathan- what my eight pack naaah.
by coachkhater September 2, 2012
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Jonathan

1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages.

They are prone to not wearing socks.
Girl: Wow, he is so cute!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.
by PaperbackWriter. August 27, 2010
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jonathaned

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn
Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.
by manuspanus December 29, 2010
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jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !
by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020
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jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.
I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet
by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022
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Jonathan

Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo.
Damn. Jonathan is a beast.
by Clarence Ly July 10, 2012
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