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Julio

One whom is born to embody the essence of sleeze, tackiness, and douchebaggery. Slang; one who is exceptionally unacceptable; unsatisfactory. An almost ungodly and shameful idiot, taken from "geek" mythology. Also see "Fuck Head"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his body glitter, unbuttoned "chiny" shirt, tight jeans, and sunglasses in a dark club.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym after waxing your chest or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister, especially not some damn Julio.
by djmattm2002 April 27, 2010
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Julio

Someone that is really cool to hang out with a goodkisser often is funny and likes to date girls that name is start with a K or a M
Hey Julio your funny
by Omgitswoahhvick October 30, 2018
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Julio

I need to go down to The Home Depot and pick up a load of julio's to clean up my yard!
by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007
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Julio

A weirdo that likes girls and has sex each 30 seconds
Uhhh uhhh Julio yess
by Cody Rojas August 2, 2018
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Julio

A term describing a person from Mexico, Central, or South America. The slang term originated due to the fact that 85% of the native population is named Julio or some derivative of the original latin. Will beg or ask for anything,particularly cell phone minutes.
What is that stupid fucking julio doing?

Looks like he is walking in the middle of the highway with the rest of his retarted family.

"No julio puta, no tengo minutos."
by Mantis222 August 22, 2006
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Julio

A type of hobo, or breed, that is very smelly. They usually have nubs for arms and legs.

(Do not use this for school work!)
Look at that Julio, we should help her get across the street since her nubs are not working!

Hobos can be smelly, for example the breed Julio is very foul.
by Weengi August 1, 2009
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Julio

A DORK. One who does not know how to put a computer together and must seek the help of a Dad.
OMG, he doesn´t know about computers?!?! What a Julio!
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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