While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.
"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink
by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009
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Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.
"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."
"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."
"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."
"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."
"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."
by geekchapel April 19, 2010
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Get the jizzy mug.Leagues beyond slooty, slutty or a whore. This word literally means container for human semen, and should only be reserved for the skankiest of whores. Similar to the town drunk, but replace alcohol with semen.
"did you hear that rachel slept with the football team"
"what?! really, man that sloot really is the town jizzjar."
"what?! really, man that sloot really is the town jizzjar."
by ruggerketchup January 4, 2008
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The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"
I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
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