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Jissenpizzemitis 

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse
Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
Jissenpizzemitis by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022
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jiasen jasen jasenko Jaisen Jasenya jhasen jiaheng jialene jiawen Jaseng
Jiaen is a sexy 6’4 beast that is genetically gifted. This sigma male has massive organic, gluten-free claves. This little taiwanese boy born with two round planets and two juicy muscular breasts. There’s only two known facts about him: his coochie pink and his booty hole brown.
That guy is jacked like Jiaen.
Jiaen by lilschmeatweiner November 21, 2023
From the origins of Taiwan, this name is a tall, (around 6’4) genetically modified, sexy beast. This name is feared upon all men because of his levels of testosterone and his juicy calves. The body of this name is chiseled like a greek god. The name is a synonym for looksmaxxer, mew master, or rizz god.
Jiaen is so fucking ugly.
Jiaen by lilschmeatweiner November 21, 2023
That guy is a real Jasen!
Jasen by Lashmooo January 23, 2024
The most unique and intriguing person you may ever meet. He's someone who will appreciate you for the real you and knows how to brighten your day. He's tall, handsome, has a great fashion sense, and is muscular. Many people think he's quiet and shy but deep down he's a caring and loving person who wants to help those around him. He's mostly reserved but opens up to the ones he trusts and loves the most. He's a guy that many women overlook but later on, realize his worth, however, he does not settle. He has only ever been on one date in his life and has only truly loved one girl in his life who has meant a lot to his world. He's a man who will have great success and will leave many people surprised.

Sometimes he overthinks and over-apologizes for simple things even when he's not wrong. Although he may make mistakes, he is not afraid to admit his wrongdoings.

He has been through struggles, but he does not let them stop him from his purpose.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jasen cherish him and don't take him for granted, he'll give you the world and more.
Wow, do you remember Jasen? He's really changed, and he looks kind of sexy too!
Jasen by Jasensadmirer January 23, 2025

Xu Jiapeng 

A male person able to make the same gender fall in a deep love for him. Very smart person who it sometimes a bit to heavy but overall a very great friend and a nightmare husband.
Why are you begin a Xu Jiapeng right now?
Xu Jiapeng by AppleJuice_ October 4, 2022