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Jersey Girl

A girl who resides in the suburbs outside of New York City or Philadelphia. Usually very attractive due to the fact that daddy and mommy have high paying city jobs and they can buy extremely expensive clothes go tanning in the winter and drive brand new cars even though they cant drive for shit. They often resemble Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They think they are the shit, but have no personal independence at all.
dude, stay away from her she will empty out your bank account, that bitch is a Jersey Girl.
by Vincent All June 18, 2008
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Jersey Girl

what's the difference between a jersey girl and trash???
trash get's picked up.
haha.

sorry to all the jersey girls, but i couldn't resist.
by bobby the ba5tard October 2, 2006
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Jersey Girl

A girl who was born in Jersey obviously, although, a girl moving to Jersey could easily become one. They can be sweet and loving, and some of them are even stunning, but they are straight trash.

-Many common acts of a Jersey Girl include: dressing like trash, sweats, no shoes, sometimes even no bra or underwear; when a guy doesn't want to be bothered for one of many reasons (such as mad, tired, etc) and the girl tries to talk to him and he tells her to leave him alone, she will start to cry and/or look for a way to get attention; yelling or making fun of someone as they are walking by, have walked by, or are too far away to retaliate; can make fun of and/or talk about you but when you do so they cry or give you the silent treatment.

-Jersey Girls often try to act tough and develop an attitude, in which at this point it is appropriate for the guy to shout or possibly smack this bitch.

Not all, but a lot of these types of girl wish, talk about, or want to go to New York. When they get the chance to go, they often make a big deal of it by either: taking tons of pictures of what they see (cabs, buildings, etc); letting everyone in the fucking world know they are going to/in New York; finally decide to wear good clothes when going.

-Oh and by the way, a song with 'New York' in the title or lyrics is strictly for the state of New York and it's fellow New Yorkers and should not be blasted by fucking ugly, trashy, cunty girls AND guys from Jersey.
Girl: Anthony, what's wrong baby?
Anthony: Leave me alone.
Girl: Anthony! Please, tell me!
Anthony: ...
*Girl nudges him*
Girl: Talk to me, please!
Anthony: Shut the fuck up!
*Girl starts crying, friends come over and comfort her*

Jersey Girl: You're nose is big, haha.
Guy: Haha... k..
Jersey Girl: That cologne smells like bad breath.
Guy: Well you always smell like fucking giraffe shit.
Jersey Girl: Don't talk to me.

*Jersey Girl ignores everyone*
by t0nydehtigeh January 9, 2010
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New Jersey Girls

jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.

on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
by jersey beach bum October 19, 2005
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New Jersey Girls

Girls from Jersey are absolutly diffrent than just normal girls. Jersey Girls create their own definition. Jersey Girls are about being the life of the party, and not giving a fuck who they are with, or where they are, they will still make the night rememorable in any way possible. Skanky? Yes they are, but they have the attitude to make you love them. They don't view life as hell, they view life as a huge party, and they're going to take risks more than be controlled and reserved.

They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
Whitney Houston - Crazy as hell bitch, but she's sexy in her own way.

Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.

they're New Jersey Girls
by tufyguhj November 10, 2006
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new jersey girls

the most confusing and alias girls out there. they tend to go after african american males
who the girls that davon fucked last night?

i dont know..some new jersey girls
by warlock2322 July 13, 2009
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spoiled jersey girl

A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.
Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.

Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.

Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.
by Walmea Bay February 23, 2017
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