Circle-Jerker

A girl/woman who flirts her ass off with one of ya' boys, bein a cock tease, playin head games leading him on in anticipation, and/or screwing around with him sexually, then droppin him like an egg and doin the same shit with your other boys' in your tight knit "circle of friends"

Dude I cant believe you actually thought she liked you and was into you! She's goin around fucking with all of us!! She' just a fuckin' circle-jerker!!

by ShawnJoe February 28, 2008

circle jerker

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.

Nolan didn't know what a circle jerker was, so a bunch of guys showed him, and he liked it a lot.

by Nolan M February 28, 2006

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz March 09, 2005

Tear Jerker

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

by DWright March 25, 2007

Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 28, 2010

The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 08, 2009