Iraqi Sandbomb

While having sex with a girl on the beach, the man pulls his penis out of the orifice and ejaculates on her face. Then he picks up a handful of sand and hurls it on her face so it sticks. If possible, the man runs away howling!

The Iraqi Sandbomb is an awesome way to cap a romantic walk on the beach.

by John Smith, Esq. June 7, 2009

Iranian goggels

to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging

I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels

by licecomb 5150 May 9, 2017

The Iraqi crud

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion

Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud

by fat ass101 April 30, 2009

Iraqi Bagpipe

I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:

The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.

Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.

by D and J aka Hot and Delicious May 29, 2010

Iraqi Freedom

an oxymoron, as long as the US continues to control the government in Iraq

the US government wanted to call it "operation iraqi liberation," but that stands for OIL

by hahahaha January 4, 2004

Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake

"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."

by Thoulur January 10, 2020

Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.

Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.

by King Castillo April 1, 2009