Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

by Drew is da fuckin man. December 18, 2008

the in my pants game

You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.

see also: in my pants

Examples of the in my pants game:

Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.

by nonamenonamenonamenoooonaaaame April 2, 2010

pow in my pants

To cum prematurely in your pants.

Man she made me pow in my pants.

by De'Marcus May 20, 2004

Nigga in my pants

When a gay nigga tries to get in your pants.

"OH FUCK! THERES A NIGGA IN MY PANTS"

by Fefe69 June 23, 2019

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013