whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

whatever the fuck

Its a more perverse way of saying "whatever" but its a more definet way to say whatever. And or saying you really dont give a fuck at the same time.

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna go to this
bar tonight, it might be dead. I just dont
know where else to go.

Dude 2 : Whatever the fuck

Example 2:

Chick: hey fuck you its over

Dude : whatever the fuck

by Pash Man August 19, 2009

Purple Whatevers

Another word for purple grapes, typically used by people who can not manage to remember their proper name.

Jordan: Can I have some purple whatevers?
Patti: Those are grapes Jordan.
Jordan: Whatever.

by ThatCrazyBagOfCheetos. April 27, 2010

Whatever

The answer to everything.

Girl: Wanna go catch a movie?
Guy: Sure, whatever

Clerk: Hey, you gotta pay for that!
Kid: Whatever dude.

by Therawyn December 11, 2009

whatever sizzles your bacon

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.

"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

by Lingwendil June 7, 2004

whateverlife

2)To go with the flow and go with whatever life throws at you
3)total acceptance of any situation

My mom was trippin' about what my grades would be in school, but i told her whateverlife.

by sarah hasan January 13, 2009

Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010