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Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."
"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."
by fireworks182 April 20, 2010
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Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
by Space smith October 27, 2020
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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
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Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.
My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.
by founes November 15, 2023
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i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)
Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would
by Chpvlie December 19, 2023
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Tish I Wish

When you see her you will know she is one of a kind like that shiny silver dollar at the ban that you wish you had she is always indoors so if you catch a Tish I Wish out stop her and tell her how you feel because she will appreciate her and she likes Starbucks coffee
When I ordered a Carmel Macchiato at star buck a Tish I Wish said in a soft voice I like that kind a coffee and I gave it to her
by Shaman Cortez Shinibi June 7, 2022
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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