Humpy

When someone wants to immediately bang someone else. Often compared to when a male dog feels so horny they start to thrust at an object or human's leg with no hesitation.

"Kenneth was feeling so humpy for Rachel last night, he took her to the bedroom right when she arrived at his house."

by Elegant Rat December 10, 2018

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

Humpy

Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.

“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“

by Kjscyp October 20, 2020

Humpy

The action of one giving one’s mother wood

Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”

by Greenwood.the.destroyer January 31, 2022

humpy dumpy

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'

Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!

by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

humpy day is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

Humpy day, is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024