Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

by CookieDough May 23, 2013

Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.

by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004

don horton

Taking a massive dump in a public toilet. And not flushing it.

Billy bob just left a huge don horton at walmart.

by LiamTheWise November 7, 2017

Tim Horton's

The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'

Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.

by BuffaloGuy November 1, 2013

Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.

Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.

by dude, where's my bagel? August 24, 2005

tim horties

The cool way of saying Tim Hortons

Hey, wanna go get some tim horties?

by Tim Hortie Lover May 31, 2021

Tim Hortons

best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).

by javaman November 7, 2003