Homemade Reese’s Cup

When you put peanut butter around your butthole and present it to someone while asking if the would like a Reese’s cup.

Hey bro, do you want one of my homemade Reese’s cups?

by z5244888 December 28, 2020

Ugly As Homemade Sin

The ugliest thing you have ever seen in your entire life.

That dress is ugly as homemade sin. She is a sweet girl and smart too, which is good because she is ugly as homemade sin.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016

Concettas Homemade Gravy

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.

"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"

by hueuby January 30, 2017

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Homemade Perogie

When a woman stuffs her vaginal cavity with cheese and mashed potatoes, then because of her extensive Kegel training she manages to squeeze out a a perfect potato cheese pocket straight from the homeland for her lover.

That bitch last night gave me the homemade perogie. At first I was like, what is this, but then I tried it and it was delicious.

by jochacho March 17, 2011

Uglier then homemade sin

When a homewrecking wanna be bitch texts another woman's man behind her back and then lies about it, it makes her uglier then homemade sin as a person.

That girl tried showing her "panties" to another woman's man and it made her look uglier then homemade sin.

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 12, 2022

ugly as homemade sin

A very southern phrase refering to the act of incest.

"that's as ugly as homemade sin!"

by C. Hardy October 13, 2006