hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

hoboken trout

A condom, Jersey slang

I saw a Hoboken trout in the water at Coney Island New York.

by 44 st July 28, 2022

Hoboken

basically part of new york and everyone thinks they're from the city. don't doubt them. the town is obsessed with frank sinatra and has the best city views

"where are you from"
"a town right next to the city"
"what's it called?"
"hoboken"

by sloths?? January 17, 2022

Hoboken Ramrod

The Act of having Anal Sex with a woman to removing the feces covered penis to then slam said penis into her urethra repeatedly upon completion of orgasm the Male removes the Penis and Proclaims "Click Click Boom!"

"Son Your mother was feeling Frisky last night and wanted me to give her the Ole Hoboken Ramrod"

by Dr Echo March 9, 2025

Hoboken slide

The Hoboken slide is a sex move that involves inserting one or both fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously sliding them up and down her walls, causing friction and stimulation. It can be done with either hand, but many men prefer using their dominant hand to give it a firmer grip on the woman's vulva. The name comes from the feeling of slipping on ice, which is what it feels like when you do this move. To perform the Hoboken slide, first insert your finger(s) into the woman's vagina and hold onto them with your thumb and forefinger. Then, slowly slide your fingers up and down the walls of her vagina, creating a sensation similar to rubbing ice cubes against your skin. You can also vary the speed and pressure of the movement to create different levels of stimulation. This move is particularly effective during foreplay or when a woman needs extra stimulation to reach orgasm.

This girl I know wants the Hoboken slide.

by MOOSE0508 July 2, 2024