hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

Hoboken hillbilly

1. A redneck/hillbilly/very countryside person who lives along the Hoboken highway (goes from New Jersey to Penn)
2. A suburban/urban person living in the East Coast who either wants to be a hillbilly or is obssesed with very country things.

You like all of the redneck pages online? You are such a Hoboken hillbilly.

Jake is a Hoboken hillbilly

by yeetboi990 July 16, 2019

Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Hoboken Ramrod

The Act of having Anal Sex with a woman to removing the feces covered penis to then slam said penis into her urethra repeatedly upon completion of orgasm the Male removes the Penis and Proclaims "Click Click Boom!"

"Son Your mother was feeling Frisky last night and wanted me to give her the Ole Hoboken Ramrod"

by Dr Echo March 9, 2025

Hoboken Growler

A wicked shit that smells like bologna

Q: Where's Nick?
A: He's laying a Hoboken Growler in the shitter

by Brad0419 April 2, 2024

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016