When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. The Act of having Anal Sex with a woman to removing the feces covered penis to then slam said penis into her urethra repeatedly upon completion of orgasm the Male removes the Penis and Proclaims "Click Click Boom!"
by Dr Echo March 9, 2025
Get the Hoboken Ramrodmug. by Brad0419 April 2, 2024
Get the Hoboken Growlermug. 1. A redneck/hillbilly/very countryside person who lives along the Hoboken highway (goes from New Jersey to Penn)
2. A suburban/urban person living in the East Coast who either wants to be a hillbilly or is obssesed with very country things.
2. A suburban/urban person living in the East Coast who either wants to be a hillbilly or is obssesed with very country things.
You like all of the redneck pages online? You are such a Hoboken hillbilly.
Jake is a Hoboken hillbilly
Jake is a Hoboken hillbilly
by yeetboi990 July 16, 2019
Get the Hoboken hillbillymug. When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
Get the Hoboken Horse Hoofmug. The Hoboken slide is a sex move that involves inserting one or both fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously sliding them up and down her walls, causing friction and stimulation. It can be done with either hand, but many men prefer using their dominant hand to give it a firmer grip on the woman's vulva. The name comes from the feeling of slipping on ice, which is what it feels like when you do this move. To perform the Hoboken slide, first insert your finger(s) into the woman's vagina and hold onto them with your thumb and forefinger. Then, slowly slide your fingers up and down the walls of her vagina, creating a sensation similar to rubbing ice cubes against your skin. You can also vary the speed and pressure of the movement to create different levels of stimulation. This move is particularly effective during foreplay or when a woman needs extra stimulation to reach orgasm.
by MOOSE0508 July 2, 2024
Get the Hoboken slidemug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug.