Hjalmar

Hjalmar is very ugly and has a short penis, he is also very short. He got no bithes no balls but infront of all that no dad.

Hjalmar is so short and has a small penis.

by Scuigely diggely September 26, 2022

Hjalmar

a person that is ginger and and has a black nike hoodie on

hjalmar is a ginger

by Leelee0908 April 17, 2023

halmist

Basically a synonym for space; specifically, the spatial meaning of the word and used typically as a location for an item or person with temporarily unknown whereabouts but known existence.
Pronounced like Hall-mist.

"Where is Ryan?"
"The halmist."

"Have you seen my other shoe?"
"It's in the halmist."

by Vipermoon June 17, 2023

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

Lani Halmarick

lani is someone u dont want to let go she is always there for u even if u make her give up eating good food for hotness. lani is always kind and is the best best friend u can ever ask for dont fk it up over a boy hehe

omg its lani halmarick she has grate boobies

by shittasourus ;) September 2, 2018

gerald_halming

An editer who mainly uses Annabelle clips and makes edits after she watched any movie. She rocks a Jennifer's body profile pic with Philip Hamilton jewels. At this time she currently has 150 followers we hope she reaches 200 soon

Gerald_halming's edits are the rage right now

by Ilikeditors November 4, 2021

Hanna Hjalmarsson

Hanna is a very cool and pro person who proably always lives in sweden, she is super pretty and some of her nicknames are; Hänni, Hänni ponäni, Hännibanäni, Hannis, Hänni the girl, Sötbollen, Ketchupis (cringe), fartis and last but not least, Hanna panna. Her instagram is probably always hanna.0915. She's really the best. Everyone loves Hanna. She has super funny humor and she is NOT ginger (only a little bit). She is pro in everything.

Person 1: Wow is that a model?
Person 2: No, its just Hanna Hjalmarsson.
Person 1: Oh yeah i can see that now.
Person 2: Oh yeah yerusalem mom.

by Hannaking1337 February 28, 2023