HM

Not sure why this is an actual listing in the standard mailing country list. The Heard and McDonald Islands are a territory of Australia and are located three-quarters of the way between Madagascar and Antarctica. This is completely uninhabited, there are no discernable addresses, however you can always choose this as an option in the "country" list on any standard mailing form.

WTF? Who's trying to mail Jordan 5's to HM again?

by MyGirlFriday August 21, 2006

HM

Muttered under the breath, stands for 'Hate Myself'. Usually used after having prostituted one's dignity for the sake of a cheap laugh. Oftentimes accompanied by a dissappointed shake of the head, even while your friends are still rolling on the floor.

Friend: "I can't believe you actually kissed your best friend's sister for a dare!"

You: "HM".

by JRocket May 09, 2006

HMS

Horny-Man Syndrome

Yeah he hit up like 12 girls on snap last night, he has major HMS (horny-man syndrome)

by 69lennytheshark69 October 14, 2019

HMS

Hot Men Secks
poll0r riding butt honkeys.

raw, HMS?

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

HM

Abbreviation for Hannah Montana

Girl: Did you see that another HM Concert is coming to town?

by Jake Platinum February 03, 2008

Hm

Abbreviation for 'hump me'

Guy: hey, how are you?
Girl: hm!

by Itzzzzgarei! April 25, 2017

Hms

An abbreviation for "hate myself".

The waiter said "Enjoy your food!" and I said "You too!"... Hms

by toastyroasty June 08, 2017