Hierarchies

You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...

Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"

Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."

Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."

Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."

Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."

Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"

Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."

Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."

Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

Sociosexual Hierarchy

The male equivalent of Astrology

Dude: astrology is so stupid bro like they're just some symbols

*proceeds to obsess over some greek symbols and a made up sociosexual hierarchy pyramid*

by tyjtyjftyjddghj January 17, 2024