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helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.
The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.
by hello April 5, 2005
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The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017
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helium mobile

amir haleem's pet project to try and get rich because he dropped out of college early and hasnt done anything noteworthy but he finna get caught by the SEC or the feds and his eyes are gonna be bulging out of his head bigger than ever
you just dont understand depin bro, im overpaying for a wifi router so I can hope to get my money back by earning rewards adding to the helium mobile network instead of just getting a real job
by illonmaskhm April 25, 2024
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Heliumated

The state of a balloon after it has been filled with helium.
"How does IT keep his red balloons heliumated in the sewers? "
by BoujeeBadandThick93 August 25, 2018
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Helium

The second most common element in the universe, lighter than air. Helium is one bitch that rejects any invites to atmosphere parties because he's just ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ good for the other elements and thinks that his standards are unreachable by any ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜บ elements like ๐˜–๐˜น๐˜บ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ and ๐˜•๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ. He's ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ egocentric that he has no friends to bond with.
Oxygen: Should we invite Helium?

Nitrogen: FUCK NO. He's so pissy about everything. Calls himself "๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ" or whatever the fuck, screw him.
by considerably_worthless_account September 5, 2022
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the โ€˜helium handshake.โ€™
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.
Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!
by Zainy21 September 4, 2017
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