The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.
by hello April 5, 2005

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

amir haleem's pet project to try and get rich because he dropped out of college early and hasnt done anything noteworthy but he finna get caught by the SEC or the feds and his eyes are gonna be bulging out of his head bigger than ever
you just dont understand depin bro, im overpaying for a wifi router so I can hope to get my money back by earning rewards adding to the helium mobile network instead of just getting a real job
by illonmaskhm April 25, 2024

by BoujeeBadandThick93 August 25, 2018

The second most common element in the universe, lighter than air. Helium is one bitch that rejects any invites to atmosphere parties because he's just ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ good for the other elements and thinks that his standards are unreachable by any ๐ง๐ช๐ญ๐ต๐ฉ๐บ elements like ๐๐น๐บ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ and ๐๐ช๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ. He's ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฐ egocentric that he has no friends to bond with.
Oxygen: Should we invite Helium?
Nitrogen: FUCK NO. He's so pissy about everything. Calls himself "๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ" or whatever the fuck, screw him.
Nitrogen: FUCK NO. He's so pissy about everything. Calls himself "๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ" or whatever the fuck, screw him.
by considerably_worthless_account September 5, 2022

When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the โhelium handshake.โ
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021

Friend: how'd last night go?
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!
Friend: very nice!!!!
Me: straight to pound town!
by Zainy21 September 4, 2017
